英语翻译请不要用软件翻译.从前有番茄甲和番茄乙一起去逛街 然后有一天 突然有一台卡车冲了出来 把番茄甲压了过去 番茄乙在

Once a tomato and tomato b go shopping
Then suddenly one day have a truck ran out
The tomato armour pressure in the past
Tomatoes in serie a as tomato laughter
[ha ha ha.Ketchup.-]
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A man,when he's climbing climbed to the top of the mountain,a Wolf took a lighted candle to burn,the rope who spoke a word,the Wolf just blew out the candle,that person say:during BRITHDAY!