（1）
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves,"What are you doing in there?" she asked.
一位女士打开冰箱门,发现一只兔子坐在其中的一层隔板上,就问它：“你在那里做什么?”
The rabbit replied,"This is a Westinghouse,isn't it?"
兔子回答：“这是Westinghouse对不对?”（Westinghouse,西屋电气公司）
The lady confirmed,"Yes."
女士确认道：“没错.”
"Well," the rabbit said,"I'm westing."
兔子说：“那就对了,我就是要往西边去.”
（2）
Rabbit:Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me?
兔子：你确信这瓶特制胡萝卜汁能治好我的病?
Doctor:Absolutely.No rabbit ever came back for another.
医生：当然咯,凡是喝过的兔子没有一只来要第二瓶的.
（3）
Baby Rabbit:Mommy,where did I come from?
兔宝宝：妈咪,我是从哪儿来的呢?
Mother Rabbit:I'll tell you when you're older.
兔妈妈：等你长大点再告诉你.
Baby Rabbit:Oh,Mommy,please,tell me now.
兔宝宝：噢妈咪,现在就告诉我吧,求您了.
Mother Rabbit:If you must know,you were pulled from a magician's hat.
兔妈妈：如果你一定要知道,那我告诉你你是从魔术师的帽子里被拽出来的.
