1.Time-Money
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light,I asked the driver,"Do you agree that 'Time is money'?"
"Well,it's a very common saying.Who will care so much about that?" the driver answered.
"Look,the digits in the meter are still running when the car has stopped,"I pointed at the meter.
"Oh,yes.You've got a point here.In this case,time is money for both of us." added the driver.
2.Where Am
An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside.He saw a farmer working in the field nearby,so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer,"Excuse me,can you tell me where I am?"
"Yes," the farmer looked at him strangely and said,"you are in your car,sir."
3.Who is Stupid?
A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.She started her class by saying,"Everyone who thinks you're stupid,stand up!"
Little Johnny then stood up.
The teacher said,"Do you think you're stupid,Johnny?"
"No,ma'am,but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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