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New Discovery
A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time.Entering an office building,he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room.The doors closed,lights flashed,and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young
model stepped off the elevator.
Blinking in amazement,the hillbilly drawled,"I shouldhave brought my wife!"
新发现
一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛.他走进一座大楼,看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间.房间的门随后关上,有几个灯在闪亮.一会儿,门开了,电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特.
乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛,慢吞吞地说：“我应该把我的老婆带来!”
hillbilly
n.乡下人,乡巴佬.
pudgy
adj.矮胖的,矮而粗的
drawl
vt,vi慢吞吞地说；拉长语调地说