求英语小短文（比如笑话）

A bit of advice for those about to retire.If you are only 65,never move to a retirement community.Everybody else is in their 70s,80s,or 90s.So when something has to be moved,lifted or loaded,they yell,'Get the kid.'
这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告.如果你只有65岁的话,千万别进退休社区.因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了.每当要搬东西,抬东西或者装东西时,他们就叫喊,“让小的干吧.”